Physically:
We are both large guys… looks like we’ve had one too many beers on a late Saturday night. I might not be green, but I am some sort of redneck brown.
Personality:
We both seem to try to be mean, but some people just won’t accept it. They think we are nice. Try to scare people away and they just look at us like we’re just strange…
Friends:
Well, I don’t have an annoying talking animal or any animal for that matter. But we do have loyal friends and we are thankful to have them.
Girlfriend:
Well, this is where we vary. Maybe I should go find a castle and look in the highest room in the tallest tower and there, I shall find the girlfriend that I don’t have… or my true love…
Conclusion:
So, as you can see, Shrek and I share some common traits from our physical bodies, personalities, and friends… but at least Shrek had a girlfriend whom he married. I am missing that part.
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