{"id":91,"date":"2007-08-24T19:06:32","date_gmt":"2007-08-25T00:06:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/?p=91"},"modified":"2007-08-24T19:06:32","modified_gmt":"2007-08-25T00:06:32","slug":"parking-is-an-absolute-science","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Parking is an absolute science"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, I am being sarcastic&#8230; look at these pictures of my wonderful neighbors&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mmolenda.com\/oldblogpix\/parking_001.jpg\" height=\"380\" width=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mmolenda.com\/oldblogpix\/parking_002.jpg\" height=\"480\" width=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mmolenda.com\/oldblogpix\/parking_003.jpg\" height=\"480\" width=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>White lines mean nothing to these guys&#8230; they deserve a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youparklikeanasshole.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">youparklikeanasshole.com<\/a> notice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, I am being sarcastic&#8230; look at these pictures of my wonderful neighbors&#8230; White lines mean nothing to these guys&#8230; they deserve a youparklikeanasshole.com notice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}