{"id":82,"date":"2007-08-09T21:10:30","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T02:10:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/?p=82"},"modified":"2007-08-09T21:10:30","modified_gmt":"2007-08-10T02:10:30","slug":"sometimes-i-feel-like-shrek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes, I feel like Shrek&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Physically:<\/strong><br \/>\nWe are both large guys&#8230; looks like we&#8217;ve had one too many beers on a late Saturday night. I might not be green, but I am some sort of redneck brown.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Personality:<\/strong><br \/>\nWe both seem to try to be mean, but some people just won&#8217;t accept it. They think we are nice. Try to scare people away and they just look at us like we&#8217;re just strange&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Friends:<\/strong><br \/>\nWell, I don&#8217;t have an annoying talking animal or any animal for that matter. But we do have loyal friends and we are thankful to have them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Girlfriend:<\/strong><br \/>\nWell, this is where we vary. Maybe I should go find a castle and look in the highest room in the tallest tower and there, I shall find the girlfriend that I don&#8217;t have&#8230; or my true love&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conclusion:<\/strong><br \/>\nSo, as you can see, Shrek and I share some common traits from our physical bodies, personalities, and friends&#8230; but at least Shrek had a girlfriend whom he married. I am missing that part.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to make any relevant comments&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Physically: We are both large guys&#8230; looks like we&#8217;ve had one too many beers on a late Saturday night. I might not be green, but I am some sort of redneck brown. Personality: We both seem to try to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/?p=82\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}