{"id":123,"date":"2007-12-19T16:27:01","date_gmt":"2007-12-19T21:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/?p=123"},"modified":"2007-12-19T16:27:01","modified_gmt":"2007-12-19T21:27:01","slug":"a-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"A rant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t the girl that sits next to me shut her mouth?\u00a0 All I ever hear is her blabbing on the f**king phone all day long&#8230; I am pretty sure we still have tne 10 minutes\/day for personal calls policy.\u00a0 Not only should she adhere to that policy, but I don&#8217;t need to know her personal business.\u00a0 She sure does have tne &#8220;pretend I&#8217;m working&#8221; act down really well.<\/p>\n<p>I have had to jack up the volume of whatever I am listening to until I felt like my ears were about to bleed just so I don&#8217;t have to hear her voice&#8230; I have dubbed her &#8220;phonegirl&#8221; like some sort of evil villan&#8230; and that, she is.<\/p>\n<p>Not only that, but she eats about 3 times dourning an 8-hour shift.\u00a0 We do have some guidelines about eating at our desks.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Heavy Food\/Meals &#8211; <\/span><br \/>\nShould not be kept or consumed at your desk or near any company equipment (Desktops, phones, cables, etc.)<br \/>\nMust be kept or consumed in designated break areas.<br \/>\nAre not allowed outside the designated break areas during visits from clients or senior leaders.<br \/>\nExamples include, but not limited to heavy Sandwiches, Pizza, Chicken, Pasta, Shrimp, and Lobster.\u00a0 If unsure &#8211; ask!<br \/>\n*Exceptions may be authorized based on certain circumstances.\u00a0 Examples of exceptions include:<br \/>\nApproved team or unit activity\/event sponsored by Management or Sunshine Committee<br \/>\nAll day client meetings with no time to leave for a meal period<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\"><br \/>\nDrinks\/Beverage &#8211;<\/span><br \/>\nAre not allowed at your desk or near company equipment (Desktops, phones, cables, etc.) unless in a sealed or spill-proof container.<br \/>\nNo cans, open bottles or cups are allowed at any time.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Small Snacks are allowed at desk &#8211;<\/span><br \/>\nInclude candy, gum, potato chips, peanuts, pretzels, cookies, etc.<\/p>\n<p>So, what part of this allows wet cereal and\/or oatmeal?\u00a0 She eats something in a cereal bowl at her desk quite often and I know that most of the time that it&#8217;s cereal&#8230; how do I know this?\u00a0 Because I hear and\/or see her fill the bowl.\u00a0 This is because one drawer of her filing cabinet is filled with all kinds of food items&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now, I know I am not 100% perfect since I have had cans at my desk&#8230; but not having my CokeZero can at my desk in the morning has me buying cokes out of the coke machine in the breakroom across the hall&#8230; so, it is about not having a can at our desks or me buying a coke from the machine&#8230; or else get me a &#8220;sippy cup&#8221; like a toddler&#8230; I might as well get one and walk around here going &#8220;momma&#8230;momma&#8221; cuz that&#8217;s how they seem to treat us&#8230; like children as the guidelines state:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;To avoid accidental spills, or waste which may result in unwelcome &#8220;visitors&#8221; to our current location everyone must adopt the above practices in order to maintain a clean\/healthy work space.\u00a0 This practice is not only for the benefit of all [edited] associates, but for our neighboring businesses who share this building as well.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Like I said&#8230; sippy cups.<\/p>\n<p>Somedays, I just can&#8217;t handle phonegirl&#8230; it makes me want to jump out of a window (not lierally).\u00a0 Between her and me needing a sippy cup, things are just going swimmingly here at my job&#8230; keeping in mind, that we are outsiders to the Bank as we were purchaed by the Bank and are being integrated into the bank &#8220;culture.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Either one day, we&#8217;ll not have to sit next to each other or she&#8217;ll quit&#8230; oh, how I would rejoice if she quit&#8230; I might even dance in the streets&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all for my rant&#8230; thanks for reading!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t the girl that sits next to me shut her mouth?\u00a0 All I ever hear is her blabbing on the f**king phone all day long&#8230; I am pretty sure we still have tne 10 minutes\/day for personal calls policy.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/?p=123\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mmolenda.com\/oldblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}